The EDS artifact problem turned out to be a grounding issue. This is what happens if you take a picture with the beam off and photomultiplier tube disconnected. After changing up the grounding, it's fine.
By fine, I mean "fine until I closed up her case and now it's back ever so slightly". Sigh.
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