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yeah i use vim *mashing my keyboard* *doing sick triple-key combos* *dvoraking at 200WPM*

heres my code. if it detects systemd on your computer it wipes your home partition. its a little thing called preserving the unix philosophy.

100 year anniversary of the great molasses flood, and FYFD is on it:

TFW you idly wonder which IP blocks Azure uses, and the answer is in a click-through support document which downloads a 2386 line XML file full of discontiguous ranges of varying size.

Turns out the previous rig had a bad connection to the electrodes, so I replaced it with 8 gauge wire and a thicker copper plate. The first test weld obliterated the wire, so it's safe to say we're getting a lot more power to the weld now.

We have officially reached the "I'm tired of screwing around" stage of the spot welding step.

The World President took the call.
"All right, Dr Dastard, what are your demands?"
"Media always talk about my inventions and schemes, and call me 'mad scientist' or 'evil genius'."
"I can't control media-
"But it's not just me! It's never a lone genius! My team deserves credit!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

IT'S ALIVE. But the stage precision exceeds my ability to measure. I'm gonna need a smaller ruler.

That's the sound of the men
Workin' on the Markov chain gang
All day long the sound of the men work right hear them moanin' their
Live me water, I'm thir lives away
Then working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound byways
And wearing, wearing
That's the men working of the
Men working on the me watere
That's the sound byways
All day long the-ere
That's the sound of the men
Working on the highways so hard
Give men workingin'

bash 5.0 was released today. unfortunately, the authors are new to revision control systems, so the entire release was one commit:

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